Tweets

(Source: weheartit.com, via releasings)

  • PSAT: fuckin harry potter fans we'll show them
  • PSAT: YOU DIDNT SEE ALL YOUR PRECIOUS NOVEL DETAILS LOVINGLY ADAPTED INTO FILM NOW DID YOU
  • PSAT: because...... Of time
  • PSAT: speaking of time lets get philosophical
  • PSAT: LOOK AT THESE FUCKING CRIMSON LEAVES
  • PSAT: how human are dolphins
  • PSAT: or maybe the better question is how dolphin are humans??
  • PSAT: stop yelling at your kids train dolphins
  • PSAT: you nerds will never understand P
  • PSAT: LEAVE AND YOUR PAPER WILL BURN

anneapproved:

when they try to keep you on a tight leash but you just swim away

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positively reinforce me now, bitch

That moment when:

ali-omniscient:

You can’t put a leash on your dolphin.

Your daughter barks at you after you complement her.

You’re the first one to see the Grand Canyon.

You have to edit stuff that seems like it was written by 5 year-olds. 

  • Friend: how was your psat?
  • Me: well I wish I could tell you but I promised in cursive
  • Friend: no one will know
  • Me: in.
  • Me: cursive.

povverup:

i tried ok

silenthillsweetie:

so is the PSAT basically fight club 

  1. the first rule of PSAT is don’t talk about PSAT

Everyone: lol