Tweets

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

(Source: catasters, via fake-mermaid)

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via radical-illusion)

wit-up:

humorprince:

can’t we all be rich and have fun together

that is what the kardashian game is for 

(via fake-mermaid)

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

(via lolliegagging)

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

(via fake-mermaid)